Scott Alexander once wrote:
David Stove once ran a contest to find the Worst Argument In The World, but he awarded the prize to his own entry, and one that shored up his politics to boot. It hardly seems like an objective process.
If he can unilaterally declare a Worst Argument, then so can I.
If those guys can unilaterally declare a Worst Argument, then so can I. I declare the Worst Argument In The World to be this:
“A long time ago, not-A, and also, not-B. Now, A and B. Therefore, A caused B.”
Example: In 1820, pirates were everywhere. Now you hardly ever see pirates, and global temperatures are rising. Therefore, the lack of pirates caused global warming.
(This particular argument was originally made as a joke, but I will give some real examples later.)
Naming fallacies is hard. Maybe we could call this the “two distant points in time fallacy”. For now I’ll just call it the Worst Argument.
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